Friday 17 May 2013

Lovely complex the movie



 Risa Koizumi and Atsushi Otani are two high school students who both have height complexes. Risa is a tall girl and Otani is a short guy. They have each confessed to someone before, but were rejected because of their height differences. In school, they are known as "All Hanshin Kyojin" because of their height differences and the fact that they are always bickering in a comedic way. They are both looking for love and they just might find it in someone they didn't think they would: each other.

Wut...What is this "english" introducion in the begining. Japanese people may think it's english but... well can't understand it well :''D Some kind of babbling. I actually tried to hear it many times to be sure is it even english!
Okay so if you look closely the actors doesn't even have much height difference. Actually the guy usually isn't standing straight! He is cheating!! See! (well okay this isn't the best pic but see the scene from the movie)
Girls: "Heeeee?! Cheating!"

One good thing is that the guy actor actually looks very much like how the chara in the anime and manga. Even the hair is dyed to look the same. When it leads me to think why then the girl's hair isn't dyed too? In anime and manga her hair is also orange but for some reason it's not in the movie :''D Even her hair is tied on puns and the way it appears in manga and anime... So is it big deal to dye it too?
But thanks for the one thing: the actors seems to be the high school aged and not just adult playing school girls like in American films :''D Ugh...it always look so wrong when the actor is clearly much much older than him/her should be. So point for the age!
When I saw main charas' friends I was like who the hell these people are and I needed to look back to the anime to be sure who they were. But believe me it wasn't the most frightening thing! Noo here is more! Her sister....TUM-TUM-TUUUUMMM! Sounds like a guy!

Girls:"Heeee?! Is she a boy!?"
Has she smoked her body to death or sumthing? :''D I tried to look very closely but in the end I'm not sure is the chara actor or actress... And the hell? What it this sisters idea in the movie? I don't even remember chara like this from the anime so I suppose she is created just for the movie. Was her idea to push the main chara to develop her love or whut.... I guess she was quite like a comic relief....
But the most comic relief chara was teacher who has-


WUT? No! You moron! Your only idea in this movie was to be the perv friend! And I was talking about teacher. I never was going to mention about you and your perv thoughts! So get lost!
Krhm.. back to the teacher... so! He  has a wig! And not a good wig, just stubid comedick *kehkeh*
What? No, no! I'm not talking about this the paradise looking teacher who is like a prince!

Just one other teacher...but anyways I should be talking about this teacher...more.....ihihiiihhiihhiii *fan girl mode turns on*
Weeheeehhehehehehehheheheheh hahaahahhhahaaah extacy wheeeeeeeee.... derp!

*trips to the floor and gets back to being normal* What happened to me? Oh well.. The movie was very like the name lovely complex, yeah quite a complex about the love even the plot moved too fast and without good reasons... erm... I mean yeah the scenes was from the anime but when they happened in the anime they were long distance from each others and it seemed more natural. But in the movie they just happened after of another. It was like crazy love's speed regulation has been turned to the south! And to the maxime speed!

Girl: "It's love! it's doesn't matter!"

........oh riiight....oh fuck this why I even cared about this..... -_- *goes off*


Wednesday 1 May 2013

Chobits anime



In the future, personal computers have developped into "Persocoms", mobile computers that look like human beings. Hideki Motosuwa, a prep school student, desperately wants to buy a Persocon but cannot afford to. One day he finds a Persocon that has been thrown away and decides to keep it. When he turns on the Persocon, all she can say is "Chii" so he decides to name her that. After a while it starts to become apparent that Chii is more than an average Persocon. Having much better performance, it seems that Chii might be a "Chobit", a type of advanced Persocon rumoured to have independent thought.

 Let's get this through guys. This isn't ecchi serie. It's only about pure love without filthy things.
Buh...why you...well okay I will explain this...Urnmm eh the Chi robot was abandoned and found. And yeah she was almost naked BUT this isn't anything filthy she just was abandoned and so didn't need any clothes.
Okay okay Hideki is thinking surely rape or not rape her but but he is good man and so this isn't any filthy. He was just pringing her to his home because she didn't have any place to go and Hideki wanted a persocom. No! it's not a slave! :'D It's just computer....who is shaped like a human.
Wright:"Then tell me how this can't be filthy when this robot girl called Chi turns on (and I don't mean anything what you filthy dog are trying to hide from me) when her switch on button is down there?"

Uhmmm... Uhh...Umnn it's not filthy because she isn't modeled for to have sex so the button can be down there...umnn...

Wright: "Aha! So you admit that the other persocoms ARE designed for having sex?"

Y-yes they can do it but but this serie is about this one special computer girl so it's not filthy! This story is about love beatween one robot girl and this boy called Hideki. Nothing more!

Wright: "OBJECTION! Then tell me what these all women are for to this Hideki-filthy-pervert's life? I mean look this picture!"

Wright: "They are all in Hideki's ecchi fantasies and he likes them all! He isn't pure at all!"

But But! Hideki  doesn't like them all! It's a lie!

Wright: "Prove it to me!"

*desperated fan girl looks at the picture and chooses the place*
This is it! He doesn't like that little tiny girl at all and she is persocom too!

Wright: "Yeah, yeah, what ever. Oh course he doesn't like she. His ******* wouldn't even fit to that computer. It's size of a hand!"

*kough*It haven't stopped it earlier if the girl is the size of a hand or actually your hand*kough*

Wright: "What did you say?"

Uhm! Nothing! Nothing!

Wright:"If you doesn't have any other excuses then this case will be closed! I ask you, is this serie filled with filthy things or not?"

Umnnn   (>_<)  Umnn....AHA!
Here is my prove! Hideki is so slow so he would even know how to do nasty things to all the girls even if he should be doing it!

Hideki: "Derp."

Wright: "What an excuse...okay...this time I will be aproving it...Wait a minute! This isn't over yet! How do you explain this twin sister erotic things?"
We-well it's not erotic... you see this other robot girl is her "sister" but lives inside Chi and basically is Chi itself. S-so they aren't doing anything nasty... And why the hell this is even considered!? They doesn't even kiss! It's not filthy at all! the other one Freya helps Chi to hind her loved one what means Hideki!
And top to that Chi is completely der about sexuality she doesn't understand it all!
Chi: "Chi derp!"

yes you are yes you are<3 *gives treats to chi*

Wright: "but wait! Why then those terminator robots are after her and tries to kill her? She has done something filthy then!"

No! No! she haven't done anything she even insisted to not do anything in the peepsho- (O_O) Uhm! I mean she is pure! And she was chased because those robots thought she is dangerous!

Wright:"!!!!!! Whaaaat? That's even worse!"

Uhm! I mean those charas just bounced to the last episodes and has just nothing idea in the story...I mean we don't need to think about those guys at all! This story is from CLAMP! It's bunch of women! they wouldn't ever write story just full of ecchi things! *hides Alice in the wonderland story from the Wright*
The charas are well done and the plot developes well and gets nice twists even though Chi is dumb as Hideki is and and! This story isn't all ecchi! It takes very deep views and idealism to about computers and humans!

Wright: "Okay I see. I understand it now. I was wrong you are good fan girl and you were right. Chi and Hideki are free to go now!"

Chi and hideki: "Derp hurray!"

*Wright puts secretary papers away and is preparing to leave*
someone shouts: STOP THAT EVIL FAN GIRL BASTARD!

Wright: "What?! Why?!"

Pikachu: "She has been fooling all people! She needs to be captured! The fancy perv fan girl has been using pictures what she shouldn't use! I have been chasing her! TO JALE THE PHUCKING FAN GIRL! "

Wright: "Oh! Right! You are under arre-!"
*Wright and Pikachu turns to look where the fan girl was but now there is anything*

Wright: "eheh...uups...Sorry Mafia Pikachu my lord I'm sorry!"
Pikachu: "PHUUUUUUUCCCKKK-CHUUU!"
*Lightning balls shatters everything and fan girl runs like hell far away to the next adventure* (o3<)



 

Ranma 1/2 the movie


Ranma the movie! Finally something new from Ranma serie. It was still quite suprise that it was going to be an acted movie not anime. But I really liked it! I was worried it wouldn't be very well done and I mean the charas wouldn't look like each others at all but no! They all was very like their original anime charas!

Lemme look here:
Hey....wait a minute why the Ranma's actor looks more better in this photo than in the movie..... He looks more rounded faced here than in the movie...phuck I like this round faced Ranma more XD
Baby: "Don't wish for it!"
Okay...Okay... I guess the Ranma actor is okay in the movie too...

But anyway the other charas looks very like themselves. Look the Akane's dad and Ranma's dad are just like from the anime!

*BING-BONG!* I'm right!


But but now to the plot...uhmmm... They choosed only some charas to be in this movie and well I guess it was ok but I wanted to see Ryoga and P-chan! Dang! And nooooo! They weren't in this movie...welll he wouldn't be a good bad guy who was needed to this movie but but....why? OH WHY? they didn't taked Happosai or someone more rival like to be the bad guy but but.....the bad guy of this movie was someone....DRAGQWEEN?! And his...I mean her "army" was group oh dragqweens in black leather...suits...or such thingies. And they were like mouse. Allways when they get scared of something they squeeled like little animals and jumped around when they was going to escape....
And the best part? Okkay everyone make a vote what you guessed the evil hmmn dragqween's motion was?
 I will give you a little peak to the answer. It's about magic onsen water what Ranma wanted to get to be a normal boy.

1. Money from this onsen with business
2. Destroy the world with this onsen (I dunno how)
3. Turn everyone to be a boy (I dunno how)

And guess what. The riiiiiggghhhhh answer iiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssss *loooongdisturbingwaitinglikeinidolandsuchseries*
number 3!!!!!! Muhahahah! Nobody didn't knew it! muhahah! I get all your money! *knock knock* *Nabiki has her palm opened toward me waitingly* Oh...right... you are always on the side of money...Of course you would know...*pays jackpot to her and cries*
But still who the hell paid for this?! I mean who said: "yeah this sounds good! Don't put the most weirdest transformation guy from this serie to be the enemy who fell to the cursed onsen like Ranma did but turned to be half-jeti-snake-bull MONSTER. Rather we will be using what this high paid bullshit scriptwriter suggested: legion of over nine thousands of evil gaypeople!" Yep....And the script writer's idea was accepted???!!!
 Top of that I really was frightened that I will see Happosai in this movie and waited for it till to the end (I even thought that the onsen's human shaped fountain could turn to be Happosai! :'P)

What ever.... but in the end the movie was very well done to the little details about the characters and it was well understandable even if you haven't seen or read the earlier versions of the story. But! Yeah one but! Ranma series idea is descripe that the sex doesn't mean anything and all kind of persons are welcomed but....this generic "bad guy" somewhat brokened the idea of it.
Oh! What?
OH HELLL NO!!! So the generic gay bad guy really WAS evil after all! He/she had more evil plan after all!!!! Goood! Noooooo!!!!!!
*grash down and goes to hide*




Tuesday 23 April 2013

Ranma 1/2 anime





Ranma 1/2 (Ranma zettai hen)
Ranma 1/2 revolves around a 16-year old boy named Ranma Saotome who was trained from early childhood in martial arts. As a result of an accident during a training journey, he is cursed to become a girl when splashed with cold water, but hot water will change him back into a boy.

Yappapaa yappapaa yappapaa ...uh! I mean hello! Ranma's first opening song is so tacky so that it sticks to my mind. :P

Hehhehe Ranma 1/2 series' japanese name surely descriptes the anime and manga well because of the name zettai hen = freak for sure. Name comes from the half-girl half-boy named Ranma. He hates to be girl sometimes but for some reason he gets to used to being a girl too. I wonder why's that. Maybe it was about wearing girly clothes and underwears. 
Ranma: "Hey! It's not me! You just talked about this! Old goat Happosai!"
Happosai: "Huh? I'm not stealing or liking underwears"
 Yeah yeah, what ever. And just now you are dancing with panties...Ranma go beat he to the bulb!
Happosai: "Try to catch me! Now you doesn't recognize me! I'm P-chan!"

 
Ryoga: "The hell you are! P-chan doesn't look like that! And top of that I transform to be P-cha-!"
Akane:"Ryoga! Are you P-chan?! Then you have been sleeping in my bed...Have you been TOUCHING me too then!!?"


Ryoga: "Uh! A-Akane! No no! I'm not!"
Kuno: "Yes! YES! Ryoga is a pig! But don't be bothered Akane! I will be your man!"



Akane: In your dreams!
Genma and Soun: "Then you will be willing to marry Ranma as we planned!"


*Ranma and Akane throws water to Akane and Ranma's dads while their faces looks red. Genma turns to be a panda and looks like innocent*
 Ranma: "Who would like to marry that tomboy?!"
Akane: "Grrrr! Hmph! Then I will marry Gosunkugi!"
Gosunkugi: "Eh? Me? Oh the happiness. I shall curse Ranma so he won't interrupt our happiness. How I have been waiting this day."
Kodachi:"Ooohohohohooo! Then Ranma darling will be mine!"
Ranma and Akane: "We won't marry anybody from Kunos family! "
Kuno's: "HMPH! How rude!" *Mafiapikachupeeksfromthecornerandlooksangrilytomebecauseihavebeenusingotherpeoles
photoshandmakeskillingorderstootherpokemons*

Oh yea! I forgot to introduce the ninya star of the serie from Kuno family! I have been heard about the ninja called Sasuke. Ooh I have heard he looks handsome! Come here sweet boy!

Sasuke: "Oh..Anybody hasn't ever called me handsome...."
WUT!? Is this the one I have been told about? Wait! I have been fooled! Damn!
Other-some-not-so-known-Sasuke: "I don't look like that pussy!"
Yeah, yeah. Be gone you angst emo boy.

Ukyo: "Don't count me from this marrying problem! I'm Ranma's fiancee too! And so I'm going to marry Ran-chan!"

Shampoo:"Nihao! Ranma is mine! You may be his fiancee too but my country's law orders me to marry him!"
Kodachi: "But Ramna darling is mine!"
Akane, Ukyo and Shampoo: "Get out aready! You doesn't have any hard things in this conversation!"
Kodachi: "How dare you all! Sasuke throw them to the lake!" *Sasuke does as ordered and Shampoo transforms to be a cat. Shampoo cat hops toward to Ranma while being wet (mentally as physically...kehkeh)
Ranma:"AAAAARRGH! SOMEBODY GET THIS CAT OFF OF ME! CATS ARE SCARY!"
Monster cat Fu: "Then I will be taking her!"
Cat Shampoo:"No I don't want you!" *Shampoo throws cat to the lake and so goes Ranma there too. Ranma transforms to a girl*
Kuno: "Oh! Pigtailed girl! I shall marry you if not Akane!" *hugs girl ranma and gets kicked to the stars*
Shampoo:"You are the one I need to kill! You girl, who is taking my Ranma!"
 Mousse:"Good! Do that and I will live with you happily with you, my Shampoo!"
Shampoo: "Go to the lake!" *kicks Mousse to lake where he turns to a duck*

*All the girls turns to Ranma and asks who he is going to marry*
Ranma:"I'm not marrying with anybody! uh...I mean...eh..."
All the other boys: "Ranma is so lucky with having so many women!"
Ranma: "You fools...I'm not liking I'm going to get killed....."

Strangled with love I guess. *walks away from wilderness of crazy anime and loses bet with Nabiki about Ranma get killed. Yeah there were almost all the characters and well they aren't less crazier than what you saw right now so I'm giving crazines point for ultra crazy charas! This is for all who wants very long serie with hilarious crazines. Plot and charas are top of this serie but the animation isn't so well done. *looks to the publishing year* Oh yeah, it's done 1989 heh...so I guess that's the reason but the animation still gradually gets better toward the end.
Quite a harem that Ranma has, eh? Hmm which one would be better for Ranma being as a girl or boy? Hmm let's count:

Ranma girl's enemies/lovers=death:
  • Shampoo *kill*
  • Nodoka (Ranma's mom) *kill*
  • Kodachi *kill*
  • Happosai *wants to do dirty things*
  • Principal *kill*
  • Kuno *marry*
Ranma boy's enemies/lovers=death:
  • Ryoga *kill*
  • Genma (Ranma's dad) *kill*
  • Shampoo *marry*
  • Akane *marry* (but doesn't tell so)
  • Kuno *kill*
  • Ukyo *marry*
  • Kodachi *marry*
  • Mousse *kill*
  • Happosai *kill*
  • Gosunkugi *kill*
  • Principal *kill*
Has everyone voted now? Yes? Okkay lemme see! ..... :''''''D Poor Ranma ....well I guess you hawta stay as a girl instead... so that was the reason why you grow like to being girl.....

One crazy point! And so long! *goes to play drinking game with this serie when somebody wants marry or kill Ranma------> drink* 

Wednesday 20 March 2013

Manga: Lovers Doll


When Shin hears about a doll known as the "bloody doll" from his friends, he can't help but be curious. Instantly falling in love with the figurine he decides to buy it, but there are rumors about the doll and how it got its name. It can supposedly move and talk and some former owners even claim it drank their blood.
Unfazed, Shin buys the doll anyway to find out that the rumors might not be as ridiculous as they sound...


Hmmm... This could be good horror manga...oh wait! The cover...Oh, it's yaoi. Well suits for me anyway.
*read the manga* Hey! They was kidding with me! This isn't horror not even near it :'D And where is the hot yaoi? Just one kiss and some hugging... yeah yeah I knew it was gonna be shonen-ai so not much porn but hey it's not even much to be in category of yaoi. Just some random guy who likes dolls and boughts one with blond hair and suddenly the doll is supposed to be scary...uh.. maybe for those who are scared of gay people but nothing more just doll who lives and uh.. turns to human form and kisses and hugs... Hmm doesn't sound bad at all! XD But this story was way too short! I wanna more! It just barely started. I dunno why it doesn't take it longer. I wanna my doll to turn human too!
(O______O) Hrrrr! Wait! WAIT! Waah! I didn't want this! God the eyes! The shaetan blrreerrrrrrrghh! *dies*
Dokuro-chan: "Pi piru piru pi piru piii!" *fan girl comes from hell back to life!*
Oh, my gowsh...I need to pick my doll better umm...erm I have one more left my Dollmore's Vian BJD!
Hehe not so scary eh? But wait .... I want it to be boy if it comes to life! ( krhm I'm not jealous to doll or anything >XD ) Just be a doll Vian...keh keh keh and don't interrupt me.....buhahha!
Back to choosing doll boy! \(o3o)/ Something sexy and mysterious and tricky...*babbling goes going on god knows for how long*   This! Or this or this! Or this or this!..........*super speed talking for not to get you guys bored*



Come to alive! My future sexslave - I - ummn, I mean husband! Ahahah! :'''D

By the way the into says the doll even sucks blood but it wasn't even near of it. Oh why!? I would like a vampire doll!
The manga was short and I didn't get to feel anything much when it stopped. But I guess if you doesn't have anything to read and have just little time and want to see some dolls then read it. *goes off to lure sexy dolls to alive when the dolls runs away and hides from fangirl*